Springtime in December.

December 24, 2007 at 12:50 am (Erasable Highlighter Comedy) (, , , )

People were wearing shorts today. Whats the deal? It is supposed to be snowy outside dammit.

The worst part about being in my hometown is going to the grocery store. You know you’re going to run into someone. And today I was soaked from the rain, looked like a ragamuffin and was caught off guard. BUMMER.

Isn’t Ben STILLER Jewish? Why was he in a Christmas special with Elmo? Weird.

I fell in love with my sega game gear again today. I wish I had more games then the few that I do have. I’m so taking that shit to NY when I move. EPIC!

So tomorrow is Christmas Eve. What’s that mean for me? Sleeping until I’m annoyed by my mom because she doesn’t have to work tomorrow and she sure as hell won’t let me sleep past noon no matter what time I fall asleep. Wrapping two presents. Going to my aunts house to get people (my mom for hilarity’s sake) liquored up, bitch about other family members and open my one present that I have to be there for 6 hours to get while listening to screaming spoiled brats, getting shoved out of the food line, and generally being hot and annoyed. BUT AT LEAST THIS YEAR I HAVE A CHRISTMAS OUTFIT. Even if it was for the tacky Christmas party I didn’t go to. I’m gonna wear it dammit. That way my sister and I will look adorable together.

Oh geez. I’ll take a picture of just how fun it is.

what was there for me to grip?
i wanted nothing more than just to stay there
the truth is i was just too dumb
to stop myself from holding on.
i believed in love. 

[the blow-babay (eat a critter, feel it's wrath)]

i’m on a the blow kick.

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